This was posted on FB:
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
I think what amused me most was seeing the rarely used neither/nor. I know, I’m easily amused. It’s a word thing. 🙂
Maybe because it reminds me of linked favorites along similar lines:
You can’t fix stupid, but you can muffle it with duct tape.
There isn’t enough duct tape on the planet to muffle that much stupid.